Carlston: Archive

Apr 29th

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arbitraryimposition replied to your post: I just really embarrassed myself on here. Oh? What did you do? cupcarlos.tumblr.com/winney

Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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I just really embarrassed myself on here.

And made myself sound like a douche at the same time. #couldiBEanymorewinninger

Apr 26th

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hornybritishgirl: Quick straw poll. How many of you find smoking sexy? Give this a like or send me a message or whatever the hell you guys wanna do.

Apr 26th

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Apr 24th

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Apr 22nd

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first 20 to reblog - mbf - 2 solos

Apr 21st

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Apr 19th

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kurtle-the-turtle: ugh i hate it when you send an ask but after you’ve clicked send you see you made a typo and its too late. Yeah thets kinda awkward aint it.

Apr 19th

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turtle-the-kurtle asked: how do you get adblock lolo?

Apr 19th

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Apr 12th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.

compassiontokill: It’s the fairest penis in all the land Mine looks like kittens, and moves like Jagger Hitachi

Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Listen

Apr 11th

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Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.

Apr 10th

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So I've got as far as bed

but i wanna stay on tumblr. so i have my keyboard and mouse here too

Apr 10th

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PywI0BOxJpI&feature=... →

Apr 10th

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Im actually blushing.

My cheney is famous. Bitchez love cheney.

Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Im sure you know

but that wasn’t me

Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Don't ask any questions

stop wars instead? If you comment on a post, could ya have a convo like that? I dunno if that works.

Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Insult to Injury

animalsbeingdicks: Rufus couldn’t get it up anymore unless someone was getting hurt.

Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Apr 10th

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Ima Leave tumblr

before this gets weird.

Apr 10th

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We lost on the tiebreaker question

But more importantly…. I saw a friend of mine there who I used to work with. Her boyfriend is a real douche and really jealous of our friendship. To the point that he RAN AWAY during her birthday party last year. His team came last. He ignored me at the bar. I didn’t know what to say.

Apr 10th

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Every time I ask a question

I get an answer to the previous one that covers my Q. There should just be some kind of tumblrchat thing. srsly

Apr 10th

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