February 2012
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I'm so horny
and Krysta Kaos is just posting lots of porn on my dash. ffs.
all of us are the perverts our parents warned us...
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alysha:
dstokephoto:
BTS in 3D!
@alyshanett @mynxiiwhite @vivalavillains @bathsmusic
break out them 3D glasses!
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The Viking God Thor comes to earth...
and spends all weekend shaggin a mortal woman who has a lisp.
Monday Morning comes, and he’s feeling a bit guilty for shagging her for 48 hours solid. He explains - “I am Thor”.
She replies, “You think you’re Thor, I can’t even go for a pith!”
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So annoyed right now
I just found a friend I haven’t spoke to in a while.
She’s still with her dickhead boyfriend from last time we spoke.
I’m not interested in her, but it just annoys me that he’s clearly such an asshole and she goes along with it.
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I would like to plough you →
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Dude, if all the people of Tumblr were to ever...
phoenixblackheart:
caseybobasey:
it would be one huge cuddle fest turned orgy.
And there would probably be Nutella. And Doctor Who playing or something.
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?
perksofbeinganinfinitewallflower:
He ate his soup before it was cool.
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Universtitty
I’m actually in a management lecture where they’re talking about “the Goths”
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